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No one likes purple prose. Do your best to describe the surroundings through dialogue. Use more prose to describe the setting. If you happen to attempt a protagonist of the opposite sex just write a strong hermaphrodite, and choose the gender later.
Was I the only one that got pissed off, then laughed soon after, then got pissed off again, then laughed again? I came in here ready to rip someone a new one with a bitingly sarcastic but painfully pedantic argument. The actual outcome here pleases me. Yeh, this, like so many writing tip lists, is self contradicting and played out. They also forgot Rule Don't write in list form.
Since everything contradicted itself into nothing, allow me to simplify this rule set for beginners:. Sometimes you've got to squeeze! Sometimes you've got to say "please" Sometimes you've got to say "HEY!
Preferably in a part of town over years old the only place you'll find a basement flat anyway. As for making money out of this, you can use it as the headquarters for a chain of banana stands. Rule your writing is gonna be shit, nobody will like it, and there's no chance it's going to be published. As a beginner I was worried. But, I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing.
Took me until point 8 to realize what was going on. My face went from confused to a stupid grin. The two first kinda make me realize something was going on. But then again, some of those rules are so often given without a hint of sarcasm that I was still wondering until I read the comments Like others have mentioned, I was royally pissed when I started the list; then the sarcasm grenade went off in my head, and I couldn't help but laugh.
That'll totally win the war for you, Patton. The only good reason to handwrite everything would be for lack of computer or typewriter. Trying to write every draft of a whole novel by hand is a great way to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome. I use a notebook during the rare stretches I'm away from a computer, but there is no way I'm writing words a day by hand.
I'm only halfway kidding. Getting discouraged and getting over it is an important part of writing at least to me it was. That sums up four years of B. Having just read part of a terrible first novel I'm compelled to remind everyone here: Aim to write words each day. It is very difficult for me to find time on some days, and it is only this low demand that really makes it even possible to sit down and write.
On better days, this goal is just a start; often, I end up writing more. Try to write at the same time each day. I recently read a Toni Morrison interview in which she said: I have my breakfast and walk up to my study with my coffee. In a wonderful little piece published on the New Yorker blog Page Turner, the writer Roxana Robinson writes how she drinks coffee quickly and sits down to write—no fooling around reading the paper, or checking the news, or making calls to friends or trying to find out if the plumber is coming: Entering into the daily world, where everything is complicated and requires decisions and conversation, means the end of everything.
It means not getting to write. Turn off the Internet. The Web is a great resource and entirely unavoidable, but it will help you focus when you buy the Freedom app.
Using a device like this not only rescues me from easy distraction, it also works as a timer. When you click on the icon, it asks you to choose the duration for which you want the computer to not have access to the Net. I choose sixty minutes, and this also helps me keep count of how long I have sat at my computer.
Walk for ten minutes. Or better yet, go running. If you do not exercise regularly, you will not write regularly. Or not for long. I have encouraged my students to go walking, too, and have sometimes thought that when I have to hold lengthy consultations with my writing class, I should go for walks with them on our beautiful campus.
A bookshelf of your own. Choose one book, or five, but no more than ten, to guide you, not with research necessarily, but with the critical matter of method or style.
Another way to think about this is to ask yourself who are the writers, or scholars, or artists that you are in conversation with. I use this question to help arrive at my own subject matter, but it also helps with voice.
Get rid of it if it sounds like grant talk. The language used in applications must be abhorred. Stilted language, jargon, etc. Learn to say no. The friendly editor who asks for a review or an essay. Even the friend who is editing an anthology. Say no if it takes you away from the writing you want to do. Finish one thing before taking up another. Keep a notebook handy to jot down ideas for any future book, but complete the one you are working on first.
This rule has been useful to me. Work calmly, joyously, recklessly on whatever is in hand. The above rule needs to be repeated. I have done shocking little work when I have tried to write two books at once. Half-finished projects seek company of their own and are bad for morale. Shut off the inner editor and complete the task at hand. If you have read this essay so far, you are probably a writer.
That is what you should write in the blank space where you are asked to identify your occupation. I say this also for another reason. I thought of the days passing, days filled with my wanting to write, but not actually writing. I had wasted years. Each day is a struggle, and the outcome is always uncertain, but I feel as if I have reversed destiny when I have sat down and written my quota for the day.
Once that work is done, it seems okay to assume that I will spend my life writing. Used with the permission of Duke University Press. Created by Grove Atlantic and Electric Literature. Article continues after advertisement. Previous Article The Public Library.
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